European grip

Technique used for male masturbation in which the performer grasps the penis palm down instead of palm up.

I took a big chance going "palm down" but the European grip won the competition for me.

by gsodthecluck July 17, 2009

Vulcan Gooch Grip

Adjust your fingers into the classic Vulcan configuration, with the pinky and ring finger all the way to the left and the middle and index finger all the way to the right. Approach your woman and insert two in the pink, two in the stink. Next, tighten the grip by clamping your fingers toward each other. This should completely decimate her gooch if performed with any sort of competence.

The vulcan gooch grip is the fastest way to have that cloaca that you always wanted.

by darkass November 22, 2005

gripped

Adj. Characterized by intense anxiety or fear, and accompanied by twitching muscles, rapid breathing, full body muscle contractions, testicular retraction and severe puckering of the anal sphincter; usually brought on by climbing on difficult terrain or WAY above your last piece of protection.

Dude, he's about to peel; he's way too gripped to finish the climb.

by jrw April 24, 2005

Dolphin Grip

An awkward handjob/masturbatory grip where the thumb faces down and comes up against the pelvis. It allows guys to jerk off other guys without either being labeled gay. However, if a male masturbates using the dolphin grip, he is most certainly a homosexual. Furthermore, if a girl gives a guy a handjob with the dolphin grip, they are both gayer than a Clay Aiken concert.

"I mean, yeah, I jerked off that dude from Omega Tau at our house party last night, but I used the dolphin grip so it's totally cool. Right?"

by Fat Bobby August 23, 2007

Morning Grip

When you wake up early and you can't grip anything.

I had morning grip when i tried to pick up the ketchup, and i dropped it.

by Benjo November 10, 2002

Grippers

Sphinter muscle in your anus that can get worn out from too much anal sex, causing inability to hold your shit in.

Darrel " Jeff you fuck that girl in her ass everynight?!?" Jeff " yeah sure" Darrel "your gonna ware that girls grippers out,shes gonna be wearing diapers by the time shes 30"

by SNAKS August 31, 2014

three inch grip on a six inch turd

When you have to shit and half of it is already sticking out of your ass. See also "prarie dog" "one in the chamber"
and "turtle head sticking out"

"Yo Dave I got a three inch grip on a six inch turd." "Get off the shitter or I will shart myself".

by B-rizzleness December 16, 2006