Greasy bastard

A greasy bastard is one who lives with you but avoids you, is greasy as fuck and enjoys to suck the dick of his "cool" friends

A$aptvrd- what greasy bastard left this giant pizza box in the fridge with only one slice

Baraty- I think it was that greasy batard joe

Ell Dog Malone- yea the greasy bastard is at Benedictine chuggin' Schlong and just left it in the fridge

by P1mpDaddyJick February 28, 2017

Greasy Chubber

A term derivative from the expansive family tree of chubbers; Curtails possessing particularly greasy features such as skin or hair - often making the one regarding the definition to appear as if they are a nonce. They are also compared to a blue whale due to their obese belly and bad eating habits leading to them contracting Type 2 Faggotry.

"U see that Aaron Felliciano guy, he's a greasy chubber. The other day i caught him getting it up the ass from marcel using the grease from his hair as lube."

by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018

Harry Gregson-Williams

Talented movie composer who also wrote the opening theme for the PS2 game Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. And that, my friends, is all that matters.

This theme song is fucking sick, it reminds me of Turok 2: Seeds of Evil but with more Solid Snake. Oh, wow! It was written by Harry Gregson-Williams. --;

by Morgan Hamill July 31, 2008

Slap you with ma’ greasy hand

Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.

John S.: Hey can I have one of those?

*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*

*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*

John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!

by jonnygreenjeans March 8, 2019

greasy swingers

a common term for male testicles or balls often used in an office environment and usually in mixed company.

"If they want to order more stationery then they can kiss my greasy swingers!" - Denis

by Paul J H June 10, 2005

Greasy Night

Awkward night... When you are an absolute fuckwit of an MP and misinterpret great night for greasy night.

That MP is having a greasy night, he just publicly shared a letter sent to the police with non existent definitions from urban dictionary.

by Fact Chequer May 6, 2022

gregs dummy

a cheap sausage roll given to babies by teenage mothers to shut them up while in the pram

get that gregs dummy in yer gob and stop crying

by vinnny August 18, 2006