You're hung like a grape

small penis

just like deb said "You're hung like a grape"
on DEXTER

by thedragonthatslays November 28, 2010

Grape sandwich

Two males doing the act of a lesbian scissors session.

" Jill just caught her brother and her boyfriend in the kitchen making a grape sandwich"

by Jab1985 September 21, 2009

gramps

Any person (regardless of age or gender), place, or thing lacking in speed.

"Way to go 5 miles per hour under the speed limit, gramps!"

"C'mon, slowass gramps!"

"Jesus christ, get the hell outta my way, gramps!"

by Scott Williford May 5, 2006

Gramps

When a person has a certain level of badassery that goes beyond badassery.

That was gramps man!

by Deedeegoeswolf February 16, 2017

spinning grapefruit of doom

What happens when you throw a grapefruit from a vehicle that is traveling 75+ mph. The grapefruit must roll when it hits the ground (as opposed to "splat", in which case you just smashed a grapefruit which any drunken monkey can do. congrats, you fail at life). The centrifugal force from the spinning causes the juice to push on the skin. After a few seconds of rolling the grapefruit will explode. Warning!!! Geting caught preforming the spinning grapefruit of doom has more dire consiquences than preforming a steaming teakettle on a unsuspecting victim. (charge: "launching a missle from a moving vehicle", possable felony)

"Dude, did you see that spinning grapefruit of doom take out that satanic bunny"

"Great aim, let's try a cantalope"

by coffeepusher November 26, 2006

grape hole

butt hole covered in dry poo

wash your grape hole you nasty person

by mudinbob June 8, 2009

Grapasm

The feeling in your mouth when you bite into a crisp grape and the juices explode leaving you amazingly refreshed.

I got home from the market with all different grapes. I had several grapasms while testing each kind.

by KitKat83 December 10, 2010