Thanksgiving Nut Gobble 

When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.

He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.

Thanksgiving Nut Gobble by srathraz November 27, 2009

Gees a gobble 

Scottish translation:

--Gees = Give
--a = Us
--gobble = Gobble

In essence, give me a gobble in the sense gobble my cock.

Hey there girl, fancy gees a gobble?

Gees a gobble by Saha.A October 13, 2008

jobby gobble 

The term for a scenario when someone performs anal intercourse following with the receiving partner carrying out the act of oral sex on their partners faeces covered phallus.

Girl: That was intense, we have to do that again!
Guy: I know, wanna finish up with a jobby gobble?

jobby gobble by TomJUK January 19, 2008

sperm burping gobble dick

Refering that someone gives men lots of oral sex.

Dude back off you sperm burping gobble dick!

sperm burping gobble dick by Bushy Bob September 22, 2009

pussy gobble 

When your pussy pops open to hard and it gobbles @robin and lyndsi

One day my pussy gobbled so hard I cryed

pussy gobble by Robin_kys August 9, 2017

Blow gobble 

When getting your dick sucked, the sucker shakes their head and gobbles like a turkey.

"Dude, did you hear that blow gobble from the other room?"
"She blow gobbled so loud."

Blow gobble by Unicornstampeed February 9, 2018

Dundee Gobble 

Notorious act of violently head butting a victim unconscious and then giving them a blowjob whilst they’re out cold. Particularly popular method of assault in Dundee, Scotland.

Person 1: “Ya see Wee Big Clossie last night? the raj bastard was laying into some shower ay shit that was gettin’ cheeky with him”
Person 2: “Aye, was fuckin mortal man. He noshed the cunt off with a right good Dundee Gobble”

Dundee Gobble by ScotsExposed July 26, 2018