fool's errand

Sent to or set out on a task which ultimately has no purpose or likelihood of success.
Discovering as much.

"Damn, we drove all the way to Jackies place only to find she'd gone down to ours!"

by Container October 12, 2003

Tom foolary

Something yelled at the top of an elderly persons lungs to describe anger towards a younger generation. It is slightly more annoying than a shenanigan and slightly less evil than hooliganism.

A teenager places a bag of burning dog poop on an elderly womans porch and runs away after ringing the doorbell.

Woman yells: You dam youngins and your tom foolary.

by appathedic April 29, 2005

fool the pope

to masturbate
see choke the bishop

Those Italians love to take a nap after fooling the pope.

by FTL April 5, 2005

foolio

A native of Minnesota commonly know to act and dance in a stupid and awkward manner.

Look at that chump dance like a foolio!

by 9 out of 10 experts March 3, 2009

bandwidth fool

1) Someone who uses a Peer-to-Peer downloading tool and constantly seeds information 24/7- not knowing he is wasting his upload speed.

2) cherokee

Not Nikko:
Man i seeded Dungeon Siege for 300 gigs

Nikko:
Your a BANDWIDTH FOOL.

by godsp33d September 12, 2009

Double April Fools

This prank occurs on April Fool's day. It involves attempting to play a prank on someone, backing down and telling them that you are joking, and then doing the prank anyways. In essence, one commits two pranks in one swift motion, simliar to a boomarang or maybe a pulley of some sort.

You go up to someone, for instance, on a balconey or some higherlevel building, and say "I'm going to push you off the balconey," then, "Hahah, just kidding, April Fool's" but you push them off the balconey anyways.

by crash landon April 1, 2005

Foolio

A person from Minnesota who is clumsy, socially awkward, slow at getting jokes, and very bad at dancing. They are not dependable and should never be trusted around anything fragile or dangerous.

"No! Don't let the foolio hold it! He's gonna break it!"

"Everybody laughed cause you were dancing like a foolio."

"So, you're from Minnesota?"
"Oh ya, fer sure dontcha know."
"Damn, foolio."

by JackJonJason December 15, 2008