A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.
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The term "Floater" in a sexual context is used when consenting sexual penetration is attained, yet sexual motion does not occur.
One may think to themselfs this is the stupidest thing theyve ever heard of, yet due to mormons in Utah county that tend to put twists on what their religion tells them (and them being stupid enough to agree to it, like no booty prior to domestic incarceration) -Some hold that this circumvents their religions' ruling & is an easier way to passify something sexual (as opposed to the weekend marriage angle)
One may think to themselfs this is the stupidest thing theyve ever heard of, yet due to mormons in Utah county that tend to put twists on what their religion tells them (and them being stupid enough to agree to it, like no booty prior to domestic incarceration) -Some hold that this circumvents their religions' ruling & is an easier way to passify something sexual (as opposed to the weekend marriage angle)
Shit bro, did you bang Becky yet? She's lookin hot as all fuck today...
Well, kinda sorta
HTF do you kinda sorta bang a girl?
Well she's a bit more mormon than her cousin that I bung'd & we had to tap dance around the whole no sex before marriage thing.
Ok, so uhh... HTF did you do that?
We had a floater...
WTF is a floater?
Well, you know... Its when youre cockdeep in a girl, but youre not having sex with her.
So umm... Youre in her guts, just standing/lying/whatevering there talking about CNN and nothing happens?
Well, yea...
Umm, dude... Thats soo stupid, I think my future children just lost a couple IQ points...
Well, kinda sorta
HTF do you kinda sorta bang a girl?
Well she's a bit more mormon than her cousin that I bung'd & we had to tap dance around the whole no sex before marriage thing.
Ok, so uhh... HTF did you do that?
We had a floater...
WTF is a floater?
Well, you know... Its when youre cockdeep in a girl, but youre not having sex with her.
So umm... Youre in her guts, just standing/lying/whatevering there talking about CNN and nothing happens?
Well, yea...
Umm, dude... Thats soo stupid, I think my future children just lost a couple IQ points...
by I-Like-to-bang-normal January 16, 2014
Get the Floater mug.The mentality were you have decided to fuck anxiety and worrying about shit. At this point in life you have just wanted to be happy and that is the F.R.M (floating rock mentality). WE ARE LIVING ON A FUCKING FLOATING ROCK SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HOMEWORK!!! Go live your life! Life is short and you only get one so have as much fun as you can and live it up and experience everything!!
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its fucked up. try getting a table near a window so when you leave, you can watch and see what the waitress does about it.
by Chaz January 5, 2005
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The point at which when you happen to look outside and only see a shirt magically floating through the air. Not being able to see whos actually wearing the shirt, aka a floating tall tee.
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I am: Goth, Emo, Sk8er, Gamer, Punk, and Gangsta, so instead of saying all that, i call myself a Floater
I am: Goth, Emo, Sk8er, Gamer, Punk, and Gangsta, so instead of saying all that, i call myself a Floater
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