Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* May 31, 2011

I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 10, 2021

fig leaf

A small/minimal cover/pretext/justification to undertake an action.

Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.

He doesn't have even a fucking fig leaf to hide behind...

They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...

by theskyishigh November 26, 2019

digga fig

A word to describe how cuteshorty loves the nigger dick

nigga dick is the greatest dick in the world digga fig

by alksdjflakjdslfksdf July 11, 2008

Fig

a little nonce that needs to be clarted

that lanky bloke over there's an absolute fig

by Gucciflexbape March 12, 2021

FIG

Fitt Irish Ginger

Damn, did you see that FIG? She smokin'!

by Jimbalaya69 July 04, 2021

Figs

Figs is a term associated with a man who is considered "docile", as well as "submissive" having to do with a specific woman.

That guy acting mad figs, he is doing whatever she says.

by Real_Will_Devens May 14, 2024