dvhl

The dvhl also known as the Delaware Valley Hockey League is the shittiest and dirtiest youth hockey league around. The refs do not care at all what happens during the game they just want to make a quick few bucks. If another player takes his stick and tomahawks you in the back of the head a dvhl ref will just turn his head and act like nothing happened, then if you make just a small comment like "Are you fucking blind?", "How are you not seeing this" or "What the fuck", "Why didn't you call that!?" he/she will probably put you in the penalty box for 10 minutes and even the rest of the game. This league is really shitty for the kids, a lot of games end up in brawls. It is NOT uncommon to be punched in the handshake line or get into a screaming match with an opposing coach. Also many of the rinks are located in the worst parts of town. Most people want to go to a youth hockey game to watch, NOT to worry about getting mugged or shot. Overall the dvhl CAN be fun to play in, but it is not the safest and most reliable league.

"I hate playing in the dvhl, it sucks"

"I cannot wait until our last dvhl game is over"

by wj88 October 3, 2016

DVD Trance

DVD Trance - When the the menu screen plays over and over again in a loop and plays the same music over and over again. This can literally put you in a trance.

I couldn't find the remote after the movie finished so I was stuck there in a DVD trance.

by jmanfresh September 18, 2009

DVR Bump

When a barely passable television show is considered a success by having it follow an established program that is often recorded.

Doug: "That show Chicago Code is so god awful the only reason it's survived this long into the season is because it's getting the DVR bump from House."

Frank: "....who are you and why are you holding my family hostage?"

by Honden May 9, 2011

dvbbd out

A coach called kenton who teaches little kids about call of duty.

dvbbd out is Coach Kenton uses videos to teach kids how to do easter egg hunting in call of duty.

by coachingkenton May 10, 2017

DVDASA

Double Vaginal. Double Anal. Sensitive Artist

I love porn with DVDASA

by Tinho Moura April 4, 2018

Dvorak Constant

A measure of insufferable behavior. The constant (DC) is the resulting value where you describe a persons ego or ID as being equal (=), to their ability to listen (I for Input), divided (/) by their ability to bloviate (O for Output times (*) your exposure to that person in seconds (ts). The formula is therefore ID=I/O*ts... get it IDIOTS...?

Trumps Dvorak Constant is almost immeasurable! His DC is reaching absurd levels of stupidity!

by ilookmarvlus May 30, 2018

dvd kids

Children who sit in the corner and watch dvd’s or play video games at their parent’s family-owned restaurant.

I don’t want to go to China Wok anymore, there’s all those dvd kids.

by Kimberly Lin July 18, 2018