drain man

Any of a class of men that perform unskilled attempts at autofellatio, autoerotic asphyxiation, coprophagy, or any similar act of sexual deviance that requires medical assistance after the fact.

Autofellatio: draining oneself and health care resources

Stranglebate: The drain man stranglebated himself so hard he required medical assistance!

I feel sorry for the drain man, he threw out his back again trying to do a body donut.
Body donut

by Vilrace February 9, 2010

Pudding Drain

To ejaculate in a man and/or women's mouth and force them to swallow whatever succeeds to go in.

John pulled off a pudding drain on Sarah last night.

by One.Zesty.Lemon October 6, 2018

Drain Sandwich

Drain Sandwich has two meanings which when used interchangeably can add to the brilliant comedic effect.

1. A Drain Sandwich is another term to refer to the act of sticking an adversaries head inside of a toilet bowl, preferably a public or school toilet, and flushing said toilet. This can also be referred to as a swirly.

2. A Drain Sandwich can refer to anything caught by a sink strainer or a sandwich made with food caught in a sink strainer.

80's Movie Bully: Come here nerd you need your daily drain sandwich.
80's Movie Protogainst: Please not today, it's picture day. I can't get my hair wet.
80's Movie Bully: Then eat this instead dweeb. (while handing him a drain sandwich.)
80's Movie Protogainst: *gagging* What is this, a drain sandwich?

by Jimmy_Defines January 2, 2022

drain donkey

A midwestern colloquialism, originating from Nebraska, used to celebrate overcoming long odds through exceptional skill or luck, especially within the context of golf or gambling.

The shooter's 5th consecutive 7 on the come out was met with a resounding 'DRAIN DONKEY!' from the betting gallery.

by linguistic anthropologist June 2, 2011

feed the drain

The act of masturbating in a shower

Every morning, after dropping deuce, I like to feed the drain.

by jhamm December 9, 2010

Gay drain

Similarly to the brain drain, the phenomenon of LGBTQ+ individuals moving from smaller towns to bigger cities explicitly because of a lack of LGBTQI+ acceptance, LGBTQ+ community or LGBTQ+ friendly bars and clubs in their hometown.

There's a gay drain going on in my town, the few gay guys I know are moving to the open-minded big cities.

by michaelblo April 28, 2020

drain stew

a soup made of what's left in the drain after doing the dishes, like peas, bits of meat, carrots, etc.

Not much in the fridge; guess I'll have to make some drain stew.

by 601929 June 8, 2015