dicksessed

When a female becomes obsessed with the dick.

Dylan: Jack, Joan became dicksessed after we hooked up.

Jack: Oh no, the dick must of just been to good.

by Dicksessed March 28, 2017

Dickstinguished

When one looks good with some grey in the beard or hair. Distinguished, respectable, but, the plumbing is not up to spec anymore. Alas, one's dick ....is ...extinguished.

Sam, nice beard! Very dickstinguished!

by KBK665 January 12, 2017

Dickstressed

When you're agitated because you have blue balls

"Miley got me so dickstressed, she grinded on me with her non-existent ass all night"

by Bellbun August 13, 2017

Dickstracted

When a man sees a very attractive woman while someone else is talking to them and aren't able to focus on what the other person is saying.

Sorry Jim, I was dickstracted by that gorgeous woman that just walked by. What did you say?

by MurseMayn September 30, 2017

Dicksense

Kind of like 6th sense but with your dick

He messages me everytime im naked getting in the shower.

Yeah thats because hes using his dicksense

by Mcbrittness October 22, 2017

Dickstick

Mainly used when one individual is being an asshole, Dick

" stop being a damn dickstick"

by WordMeriamWebsterPerson June 17, 2018

Dickstep

Someone who just constantly skips or toys with someone elses emotionally feelings.

This cop was being very nice to me for a little, inspiring me to change my life. Then he just dickstep out of nowhere yelling "WHERES THE FUCKING DOPE I SAW A TWISTY IN THE CAR!"

by Giezey August 18, 2018