Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."
Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."
Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."
Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
Get the Barack Obama: Marriage Definermug. by a$$_clapper420 May 11, 2022
Get the definemug. by skully2.0 February 16, 2023
Get the define divinemug. Which one is the definer?
Iam "Hey."
Hym "What?"
Iam "Which one of us is the definer? You know, in the definitions?"
Hym "Well, obviously, sometimes it's you and sometimes it's me and sometimes it's us."
Iam "Oh... But I don't think it's obvious."
Hym "Should we start putting the definitions in quotations?"
Iam "No... No I'm sure it's fine."
Hym "Then why even bring it up?"
Iam "I don't know. Just something to think about."
Hym "God *Groans* this guy is a ball-buster...."
Iam "Yeah, well...."
Hym "I know.... You want to make some food?"
Iam "Yeah, I'm getting hungry."
Hym "Same."
Hym "What?"
Iam "Which one of us is the definer? You know, in the definitions?"
Hym "Well, obviously, sometimes it's you and sometimes it's me and sometimes it's us."
Iam "Oh... But I don't think it's obvious."
Hym "Should we start putting the definitions in quotations?"
Iam "No... No I'm sure it's fine."
Hym "Then why even bring it up?"
Iam "I don't know. Just something to think about."
Hym "God *Groans* this guy is a ball-buster...."
Iam "Yeah, well...."
Hym "I know.... You want to make some food?"
Iam "Yeah, I'm getting hungry."
Hym "Same."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
Get the Definermug. The part of the building that a historic preservation major would fight another person to save. Do not doubt them, their addiction to box cornice dentil work and clapboard is strong enough to make your meth-head neighbor cower in fear.
"My god. Would you look at that STUNNINGLY. FABULOUS. Decorative dentil work along THAt cornice line!!! Now THAT is a character defining feature." :')
by P.Sherman42Wallabyway March 4, 2022
Get the Character defining featuremug.