Dicklexia

Dicklexia: Losing train of thought, speech, and comprehension from result of sex

Tina: Girl I woke up this morning and can’t remember what happened after me and Mike had sex

Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia

by Professor Dickalous July 8, 2019

Deckerstar

Chloe and Lucifer’s ship name. Deckerstar is the sweetest but also the most heartbreaking love story you have SEEN. They only got officially together in season five, though everyone’s shipped them since episode one. (From the TV series Lucifer on Netflix)

Chloe: yeah me and Lucifer got together
Ella: OMGOMGOMG MY DECKERSTAR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE!!!!

by chloemorningstar November 18, 2020

declension

The reason I fucking failed Latin

john: i hate latin
jean: pourquoi?
john: it has like 5 declensions, three genders, several cases
jean: je suis d'accord

by iBenqal May 12, 2022

Dicklefuck

When you have sex with your awesome dick and then water comes out

"Man Samantha loves it when her boyfriend does a dicklefuck."

by Fucklestick March 19, 2023

Shingle Decked

When your having sex with two or more women on the roof of a home missionary style. However, before you cum you flip the women over and jizz on there backs instead. This way the skeet will fill the scratches left behind by the shingles, and possibly prevent infection.

"Hey yo Jake, those two girls that i shingle decked last night ended up in the hospital because there backs burnt too much..."

by diabetesmanjake September 23, 2009

Pumper Decker

1.Leaving shit in the water tank of a toilet so when flushed, brown water comes out. good to do to someone you don't like.

person 1 " Dude i took a pumper decker in your toilet!"

person 2 "you took a what?"

*flushes toilet - brown water comes out*

person 2 "you bastard!"

by god bless atheism November 25, 2010

Double Decker Couch

Quite possibly THE most useless invention known to man and LEGO-kind.

Emmett: "Have you ever wanted to watch TV with your friends, but there's never enough room on the couch? Introducing: The Double Decker Couch! It's got cupholders!"

by ThePotatard June 19, 2016