Damon

a kid who can’t find the proper size pants for him and often dont know where the fuck his belt is... talks hella shit and act like somebody wont smack him right, he looks like he steals eggs for a living

Damon can never fit his pants

Damon was talking so much shit and now im gonna fight him

by MF.Mon March 28, 2019

matt damon

matt damon is like the ugliest guy in the world

You look like a horse's ass,you look like Matt Damon.

by Zong March 20, 2005

Daikon Dick

Semi erect penis.

Name comes from daikon radish, which when cut on both tips and not fully ripe, resembles a semi erect penis; very jiggly while slightly hard.

"We didn't go all the way. He went daikon dick"

by pabzi January 21, 2012

Damon

He is the master of vaginas..his cock thumbs and tongue are more then well equipped. He is the God of pussy licking hair pulling choke you out kind of sex. Loyal funny ditzy and raw as fuck. You would be blessed to ever get to experience this man in bed..

Damon oh damon yes damon!!!

by WildflowerNnomad December 18, 2019

damontez

A really tall, muscular, super hot guy that usually plays a sport and plays with girls emotions . Can come off as a sweetheart but is reallly a devil at heart.

" Do you date Damontez"
"Yeah , why "
"He's so cute ,but be careful. "

by Rosegirl April 19, 2017

damon

a big maco cunt that pushes rack heavy. you want an 8-ball? hes your man. you want some durries? hes your man. you want to become racially abusive? hes your man. this guy is the type of guy to bash babies for a laff. dont fuck with damon.

Person 1: Why are my sinuses burning?

Person 2: You've been spending way too much time with damon. You're starting to smell like darts.
Person 1: Fuck i was wondering why i bashed a baby yesterday...

by Gagonmycock August 4, 2019

johnny Damon

The CF for the BoSox in 2004. He is a great fielder and a great leadoff hitter. He has speed and can steal bases. He looks like jesus.

Wow, Johnny Damon made a sick play.
Johnny Damon just hit a tripple.
Johnny Damon just scored from first on a bloop single.

by parliment July 23, 2004