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cushty

happiness, in good order. Romany word used by super-chav Jamie Oliver. Kushtipen was once the English Romany word for 'happiness' from a Persian word meaning 'happiness' see kushti, kushty, cushti
easy-peasy, kushti
by klidenengro February 13, 2004
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custard gun

Australian slang for a penis, neatly encapsulating the description of how that part of the male anatomy shoots with great force a fluid that ever-so-slightly resembles a globular, liquid dessert.

Also Custard Gun was the original name of the legendary 1990s Brisbane AU band Custard: name truncated for obvious reasons!
I drizzled my gf's donut with a healthy glaze courtesy of my custard gun. Mmm!
by Bag O'Turnips April 14, 2008
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Cumsitting

Cum on your chair and sit on it.
I walked in on my bro cumsitting last night I was like "dude, lock the freakin' door!"
by chead August 26, 2010
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Cuitlahuac

Is the next best thing to Jesus and God. He is the cutest but the hottest but ladies like to call him cute at the same time too. Has the perfect size penis for the ladies pleasure and is the Aztec king cousin of Moctezuma and Cuauhtemoc, pretty much one of the coolest names in the 20th and 21st century. Girls like to say cui instead of Cuitlahuac sometimes cause its hot and girls love it and think its kinky and cute. Cuitlahuac is the official professional name he uses. Cuitlahuac's usually can speak english spanish portuguese oh and aztec as well.
Cuitlahuac for President 2020

Cui omg your coming with me mister
by c421 November 14, 2010
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slut custard

Yet another term for semen. This is the type chucked over a porn starlette's face in an average porno-movie.
Director: "OK folks, ready for the pop shot - let's see some slut custard fly!"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"
by Wizards Sleeve January 11, 2007
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Custard Tart

A slut with a bad spray on tan.
1. "Jersey Shore is full of custard tarts."
2. "A custard tart just walked out of Supré"
by Ammonymous June 11, 2011
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Custard Puncher

OMG look at those Custard Punchers giving it to each other in the ass
by CumJunkie June 22, 2009
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