corning your own brisket

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.

All the ladies will be impressed when you start corning your own brisket.

by brisketcorner July 24, 2016

Bull Corning

Verb: The PG version of bullshitting.
Noun: The PG version of bullshit.

Can also be used to describe one who needs your help but won't get off their ass to come to you for the help they need.

Scenario 1:

Guy 1: Hell, Lumbergh fucked her.
Guy 2: What?? No!!!!
Guy 3: Don't listen to him, he's just bull corning.

Scenario 2:

Guy 1: Hey man, my car's not running right, can you look at it?
Guy 2: Sure, bring it by right now, I've got time.
Guy 1: Oh, well, umm, I'm kind of busy right now, so...
Guy 2: WTF dude! Why you bull corning???

by cougar694u April 5, 2010

dow corning

To be up for an activity

Paul: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Erick: I'm dow corning if your mom is there!

by JWMD January 20, 2017

corniece

The highest level of slub you can be. The slubbiest person you know would be considered corneice. This word is not to be used freely, but only on select people who are slubby to the extreme.

That girl aint just a slub, shes a corniece!

Damn that corniece is fine!!!

by kitty sparkelette February 25, 2009

cornish meat shower

Having sexual inter course with a former tutor after they have been pushed off a cliff.

A Cornish meat shower is when one finds them self in the situation of sexual relations with ones former teacher and mentor. One will push said tutor from a cliff side after luring them with promises of holiday cuddles and cream tea. Once cliff pushing has taken place the act of intercourse will occur between oneself and the willing participant.

by Rumple McFiddlesticks May 3, 2014

Cornistian

A person who worships and believes in unicorns. They may choose to view it as their side-religion (a religion apart from their official one) but it is not compulsory to do so.

After years of convincing from Jenny, Jeffrey became an official cornistian.

by Cornistian's Rule May 9, 2015

Conning Donny

A fraud, a self promoting liar that commonly has tiny hands and no ethics.

Although Trump gets caught lieing about his charitable donations over and over again from veterans groups to flood victims he still keeps it up. Who can trust Conning Donny?

by PeterV3 August 22, 2016