When someone retains your money. When you are owed money but that person is holding it for no reason.
by Kip HT August 17, 2006
when shit gets stuck in your ass and it hurts to take a dump (it hurts like all hell is breaking loose)
by usrite April 19, 2019
constipated chicken
by bb8r2d2starwarsgeek March 15, 2016
A condition that is developed by keeping one's own opinions to oneself as to not "rock the boat." Especially common for those who keep their opinion's to themselves on social media, often writing paragraphs of opinions in response to others, only to delete them to avoid a war with friends. This condition becomes especially unhealthy when developing ignorant friend circles and being exposed to ludicrous shit on a constant basis.
Heather became opinionatedly constipated after making friends with idiots on Facebook during a presidential election season.
by HastaCare February 07, 2016
the dance move of a slow twerk that resembles a constipated cat that is trying to push out a hard shit that arches and retracts it’s back while pursing it’s lips.
“Omg she’s doing the Constipated Cat!”
by chihuahuacheese07 August 20, 2023
by Ryeism March 08, 2016
Guy 1: Sonia looks good of Facebook tonite
Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho
Sonia: Constipated duckface!
Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho
Sonia: Constipated duckface!
by djtimyd January 08, 2018