clob

Slang for an uncircumcised penis.

"Oh, my god, look at Toby's clob," said Christian.

by Eric98670023 April 22, 2008

clobbered

To be completely out of your mind intoxicated.

Last night I drank A LOT of alcohol, I was clobbered.

I really wanna get clobbered at the party this weekend.

by Lyss Pliss June 5, 2006

Clobberthon

1. A romantic interlude spanning more than 3 hours.
2. A romantic interlude consisting of multiple attempts at and completions of sex. Note: The use of E.D. remedies (Viagra, Levitra) will re-categorize the acts and the term clobberthon no longer applies. See "Bob Dole on a Roll"

I met a freak at the club and brought her home... It was Clobberthon 2006".

by Justin Schmidt April 6, 2006

Clobberknock

to hit someone with the 'front' of your fist repeatedly; to hit someone like you are knocking on a door; hitting like a girl

Sally clobberknocked me for calling her mom a slut.

by Livey P February 7, 2007

Clobby

The popular group chat application for Facebook, "Clobby"

Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Hey friends, let's chat on clobby!'

Dumb American Teenager 2 :'Clobby.com?'

Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Duh yeah!'

by John Davier May 2, 2010

Colby Jacked

The act of ejaculating and urinating on someone.

Clayton: Dude last night I was in the bathroom and I got Colby Jacked on by Ryan.

Taylor: That's fucking gross.

by SaveUsTWM September 16, 2011

Clobbler

1- multi-directional form of movement on two legs with little to no coordination.
2- an excentric form of shoe making that went out of style in the 17th century.
3- a heavy whipped cream served with bread pudding.

1- After a slight fender bender, the driver of the first car seemed to be clobblering to the side walk.
2- The king of spain commissioned shoes from the clobbler.

3- My bread pudding was served with too much clobbler.

by Clobblerer27 December 21, 2018