chitara

Când Lența zice ceva, dar nu se tine de cuvânt.

A spus Lenta ca iese cu noi, cand ajunge?
A, nu mai vine, ne-a dat chitara.

by Prietensuparat May 20, 2022

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Cliteroach

a cockroach with a vagina/pussy/clit

"what is that? is it a cockroach or a cliteroach?"
"turn it over and see "
"its got a vagina/pussy/clit. its a cliteroach"
"cool bro, cool"

by dilflord January 9, 2023

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Related Words

Clitar • Clitar Hero • clitar solo • clitaracts • Clitaranium • clitarati • Clitaration • Clitarded • Clitarist • Clitarupter

Something taken too seriously. This word applies when to the combined mistakes of taking something too literally and personally while being over sensitive about it.

This is typically relevant when someone is making a scene because they are overreacting to something they heard and making more out of it than there is to it.

This is closely related to the term clitoral though cliteral includes the additional error of taking something too literally.

Trump: You've gotta grab 'em by the pussy.
Trudeau: OMG! Did you hear what Trump said? We have to invoke the Emergencies Act!
Trucker: Mate stop taking it cliterally.

by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 25, 2023

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ill-cliterate

Someone who doesn't know how to give orgasms to a girl.

Boy: Did you reach your orgasm?
Girl: No, because you're ill-cliterate.

by Patrick Bateman's fan June 20, 2010

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glitterous cliterous

glittery clittery, glitty clitty, glitterous cliterous, all very interesting names

yung playa: yo shawty you got a glitterous cliterous?
shawty: duhhh if you don’t got a glitty clitty you not valid

by braceface._.juju February 16, 2021

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Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras

A Slang term for when Someone Messes uo or needs to express something very similar to "fuck me"

*Hurts Hand*

Ow Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras!

by Qtron15 April 27, 2021

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Clitastrophy

A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.

Example 1:
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.

Example 2:

Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.

OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!

by Headbomb March 21, 2004

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