Zahara his the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet and she has a great sense of humour. Zahara is willing to kill someone for the people she loves. Zahara is one of the best friends you could ever ask for. Zahara his also a very smart and intelligent girl who does not need anyone but herself to get through life and still have fun. Zahara is good at keeping everyone around her happy. Zahara can be really kind to you but can actually hate you as she likes to try to be nice to everyone until she gets pushed to the limit then she just slaps you in the face. Zahara is great at singing and can reach the highest notes without sounding like a dying cat. Zahara is one of the best people you will ever meet never let a zahara go
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!