Clamogram

The annual or semi-annual wellness exam, usually given by a gynecologist , for women.

Honey, your clam smells like the warf market, may I suggest you go to the Dr. for a clamogram?

by Chef Bones May 14, 2013

clazi

A person who believes to know exactly what is classy and what isn't, based on his or her opinions, and attempts to impose them unto others.

"That girl said that anyone who uses curse words, slang, and misspells words on AIM chat are whores because they are not classy."
"She must be a Clazi, to have to call someone a whore!"

by Emilee Bronteh August 29, 2013

clabornism

The act of lying so convincingly that you convince yourself it is the truth, while in fact being completely full of shit.

That guy just tried to tell me he was the king of Siam. He must have a degree in clabornism.

by Urfos October 18, 2013

calzone baby

A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.

Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?

Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already

by Slothnads May 17, 2015

Calzone Tits

Saggy, middle aged man boobs. Commonly seen in aging weight lifters.

Rick stopped working out years ago and now he has calzone tits!

by RichBee193 June 26, 2015

Calzoned

The feeling one obtains once diving way too deep into the sauce.

"bro you good? "
" wut u say?"
"you're calzoned af mate"

by IzYaBoiJaskin July 27, 2017

clamour shot

Female version of a dick pict. An intimate selfie of ones private bits.

That chick I met on Tinder last week is really into me. She keeps sending me all of these clamour shots, and now she's gone and vagazzled herself.

by leftoverbacon November 10, 2017