Chipotlayed

When A load goes sideways and you know JRO is coming for you.

Your truck is late ...get ready to get Chipotlayed!

by Pyledriver321 May 11, 2016

Chimotle

bruh alternative

pronunciation: chi-mau-le (t is silent)

me: lmaooooo noob
random man: kys
me: chimotle

by imagidude December 8, 2021

Chipotlinity

Eating at chipotle for the first time

Hey, guess what, I lost my Chipotlinity tonight to a burrito.

by Chipotle Lover February 25, 2010

Chipotlay

Verb - to have food inserted into one's vagina and/or anus.

Other tenses: chipotlaying, chipotlaid, chipotlays

Last night we got a little frisky and next thing I knew he had "chipotlaid" me.

by KLS79 September 3, 2005

Chipotlaid

The ridiculously satisfying sensation one gets after finishing a meal at Chipotle.

That burrito bowl was so amazing. I feel totally "Chipotlaid"!

by TheDigitalGypsy October 17, 2011

Caribbean Chipotlie Dance

A worker needs to get ahead at his job so he has to give a special blow job to his manager. It only works on older managers that have a hard time getting an erection. The worker has so suck on the dick and at the same time stimulate the manager's asshole by tickling it with his fingers stretched upwards and always in motion.

Bill wasn't getting enough hours for the work week and he knew the only way to get what he needed was to perform a Caribbean Chipotlie Dance on his manager. Afterwords Bill had overtime for the next month.

by Drpun May 16, 2009

Chipotlaid

Having sexual intercourse with a mexican woman/man

Tim: Did you get lucky with Guadalupe last night?
Kevin: Hell yea, I got straight up Chipotlaid

by Big Moke January 23, 2011