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by Dadass July 7, 2017
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Moon Children

A cult established in the early 2000’s dedicated towards all the normal cult stuff. Sacrifices, prayers, putting the souls of a dead kid into a copy of Majora’s Mask, all that good stuff.
“So what’s up with that creepy-pasta Ben Drowned?

“Some kid sacrificed himself in a cult called the Moon Children and haunted a Game cartridge.
by Senketsu September 17, 2019
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dried children

Another term for male ejaculate that has been left to dry, sometimes long enough to form a crusty residue
I always recommend showering before sex so we don't get distracted by the dried children
by aScruffy August 10, 2020
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Sky Children of the Light

Wing Cap Simulator

Played Super Mario 64 and loved the wingcap? Well do i got great news for you
Kiylo: hey Zy, you wanna play Sky Children of the Light?

Zy: you mean wing cap simulator?
by SpookumMcGookums August 13, 2022
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graveyard for knuckle children

Nickname given to the bedroom of a male in his mid-20s who still lives with his parents and is hopelessly single, ergo, masturbates frequently. There is an audible crunching sound upon entry, reminiscent of the scene in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" when Indy and his Lady Friend discover a secret passageway and proceed to walk through it in darkness to the sound of insects being unknowingly crushed beneath their feet.
Scene: Dustin's room, aka "graveyard for knuckle children" - When the police turned on the black light it was clear that this was ground zero; for after all, it was a graveyard for knuckle children.
by tino_grrl October 4, 2012
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A useless and wasteful degree at University. Typically undertaken by people with no real skills.
What is he studying? Spanish and Portuguese? Yeah, basically Basket weaving and fingering children.
by TheDarkForehead February 14, 2017
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Gas the Children

The act of passing gas (farting) on a mans ball sack in attempts to lower the intelligence of the future offspring.
"Man, Shenia Gassed the Children so good last night, I think my sperm is retarded!"
"Careful of the one who knows just how to Gas the Children, those ones are the dangerous ones!"
by Canyousayfun July 23, 2018
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