A headless chicken is a sexual maneuver involving a man and a woman.
The man proceeds to insert his head inside the woman's vagina meanwhile standing up.
He should then place his thumbs under his armpits and then flap his arms while running around in a random path thus simulating the actions of the ever so popular poultry.
This should be done until the man runs out of air.
The man proceeds to insert his head inside the woman's vagina meanwhile standing up.
He should then place his thumbs under his armpits and then flap his arms while running around in a random path thus simulating the actions of the ever so popular poultry.
This should be done until the man runs out of air.
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