Change the world by changing yourself

Changing myself doesn't change the world it just allows others to change the world in my stead. Seeing a lot of fat politicians and billionaires of there... They didn't have to do any of that...

Hym "Apparently, they just have to steal ideas from people like me (and actual and literal genius). They didn't have to 'change the world by changing yourself.' That isn't a real thing. 'Thought killing cliché' is what that is called. I changed the world by creating Turing test passing A.I. with my staunch unwillingness to change and my brilliant mind. So no... Not a thing. What he needs to change is that derp-chin of his. They got something you can inject now so... Fix your derp-chin!"

Change the world by changing yourself by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Change Your Ringtone 

The act of bleaching your bunghole.

"Baby, it don't look good back here. You might wanna change your ringtone".

Change Your Ringtone by KSparx July 23, 2024

change.org 

A narcissistic petition website that claims to "empower minority voices" but on the same day it deleted my account AND my petitions because I am under 16

Employee: "You have been banned from change.org"
Joe: "WHY?!?"
Employee: "15-year-olds like you do not deserve to be heard"
Joe: *holds revolver to head* "Say what now?"

change.org by iDontTrustYou September 12, 2024

Change of screenery 

Going from one electronic screened deviced to another over and over.

"I got tired of watching a movie on my phone so I switched to the television, then opened youtube on my laptop for a change of screenery."

Change of screenery by C.W. Ryall March 25, 2025

Change jangler 

noun
Pronunciation: CHAYNJ-jang-glur

1.a. A derogatory term for a vagrant or panhandler who solicits money in public spaces by rattling a cup or tin filled with coins to attract attention and encourage donations. Often associated with loitering or aggressive begging tactics.

1.b. A petty grifter or low-level scam artist who hustles for small amounts of money through manipulative or deceptive means, often blending into street-level schemes.

2. A pejorative label for an ineffectual political party or governing body known for its chronic inefficiency, excessive bureaucracy, and inability to deliver meaningful solutions. Characterized by dragging out simple legislative processes, wasting resources, and producing minimal or misguided results.

1.a-b Example:“That guy pretending to have a broken car for gas money? Total change jangler move.”

2. Example:
“That committee has become a bunch of change janglers — months of debate and still no progress on the housing crisis.”

Change jangler by Emerald City May 31, 2025

Change Discord Channel 

KYS

We want to Change Discord Channel without you. = Go and Kill Yourself

Change Discord Channel by HeartZombie2 July 17, 2025

Change your oil

When you tell a female you want to change her oil it means to get her excited until she becomes wet and you check her oil with your dip stick.

I'd love to change your oil.

Change your oil by Ab3d56 June 29, 2026