tupperware ceiling

(noun)

the impenetrable layer of ignorance separating men from understanding the problems women face - common in American households

Kelly tried explaining her opinion, but no man's empathy can crack the tupperware ceiling.

by Read1984 September 6, 2012

the ceiling fan

When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.

guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!

by superkoopa707 November 13, 2011

Glass Ceiling

When you sit naked on a table with a glass top, and you have someone laying under watching you taking a shit.

To turn your girlfriend on you would perform a glass ceiling.

by Jeremy Cheeks October 9, 2008

Ceiling Pics

A picture used to non-verbally ask you to stop fucking talking and go die or something.

Guy 1: “Shannon is sending my ceiling pics again”

Guy 2: “She fuckin’ hates you man. You better hop off.”

by Yopoecho June 6, 2020

ceiling scrapers

A woman's very long legs. If she has sex while laying on her back on a bed, her legs may scrap the ceiling.

"Damn, did you check out the ceiling scrapers on that beach volleyball player?"

by big.berries July 26, 2009

Mop The Ceiling

1.) A silly and ridiculous task

2.) A difficult and undesirable activity.

"I'd mop the ceiling for the right amount of money."

"Help your sister move? I'd rather mop her ceiling."

by CKJ411 February 4, 2012

Glass Ceiling

a solid but invisible barrier against the advancement of women and minorities in the workplace.

The glass ceiling is still breaking.

by Light Joker August 4, 2007