3 definitions by Read1984
(noun) sleeping quarters at a man's job resulting from an argument with the girlfriend that cannot be solved by another night on the couch
by Read1984 April 14, 2011
(noun)
the impenetrable layer of ignorance separating men from understanding the problems women face - common in American households
the impenetrable layer of ignorance separating men from understanding the problems women face - common in American households
by Read1984 September 6, 2012
extra dispensation of time to the five second rule if you've swept, vacuumed, or mopped the floor earlier that day
He casually nabbed the chip from the floor within the nine second rule, the rug wouldn't be that clean again in weeks.
by Read1984 February 3, 2013