blimples

What you get when you're blushing at the same time your dimples are showing.

Karen is so bashful that every time she's amused or embarrassed, her blimples cone out and give her away.

by Theonetheylovetohate January 16, 2015

Social Bulimia

The act of getting fucked up every night to the point of uncontrollable vomiting as an extreme weight loss method.

"Damn, Gina got really skinny ever since she joined Pi Phi...total social bulimia"

by bitchwithabrain March 14, 2009

bulimophiliac

Someone who has both buliama and hemophilia; they throw up when they're cut.

Did you see that nasty cut Richard got? He projectile vomited all over his desk. Poor bulimophiliac.

by Ddog728 January 7, 2012

Blimpin

The state between flaccid and erect.

As I walked back into my girlfriend's room, I checked myself out and confidently noticed I was blimpin.

by whatbflat January 24, 2017

Blimp Tits

Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.

Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin

For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD

Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

William Blimps

A blimp company founded in Virginia by a local hairdresser named Bill. Bill was fascinated with balloons, so him and his lover, Frank decided to make Blimps. On July 16, 2003 Frank was in a serious blimp accident, paralyzing him from the waist down. Bill was devastated because his lover was useless to him, so he moved to Brazil and changed his name to Umberto and was never heard from again. Frank was hurt but when he returned to health, he continued his and bill's dream of having a blimp company , so he used his insurance money from the accident and bought a factory to build blimps. he still need a name for his company and decided to name it Williams Blimps in memory of his lost friend.

William Blimps.self explanatory.

by Umberto's Balloon Stand January 8, 2010

douche blimp

A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.

B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.

A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.

B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.

C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.

by Nosie April 30, 2010