buffed

Graffiti terminology. When your shit gets painted over by the authorities, MTA, property owners etc

"Yo that ill piece I did on the highway overpass got buffed by the man"

by MTISM September 22, 2005

biffles

'Biffles' is short for "best friends for life".

Contrary to popular opinion, biffles can in fact become more than friends and still be biffles.

Even though my biffle and I got married, we're still biffles :)

by 1L Bhallu February 18, 2010

buffie

An incredible, gravity defying, phat ass. Originated from ebony internet legend, and booty queen, "Buffie the body".

Dayum, peep the buffie on that dime.

by Chocolate Puddin' August 31, 2005

Bffles

A variation on besties; the way an airhead refers to her best friends.
Pronounced: Biff-els.

Me and my Bffles are totally gonna go canvas the mall for hotties, get a frapuccino, and spend $1k at Coach!

by Datotheiane May 17, 2008

Buffer Period

When your parents just leave you home alone and you need to wait that certain amount of time before you can smoke some weed, masturbate, call in a hooker, etc.

My parents just left and I need to wait out the buffer period before I know the coast is clear

by Rideher October 30, 2011

Butthole Buffet

An event in which three or more buttholes of all shapes and sizes are readily available for the insertion of ones finger in order to taste and review said butthole. Similar to a wine tasting, the taster is to insert his or her finger to the first knuckle, rotate the finger clockwise 180 degrees and remove. The taster now has what is known as a "poop finger". Hints of dinner and notes of the butthole owners overall health and diet should be noted and discussed. Next, place the poop finger inside your mouth and leave it on your tounge one second for every 10 years the butthole has aged. Exhale and enjoy.

Last nights butthole buffet was great! They brought in that elderly Korean man with the heavy curry diet, a newbie butthole from Ireland, a donkey from Central America, and a Thia ladyboy hooker. I used the same finger 3 times in a row and made a butthole suicide. It was by far most diverse buffet to date

by Blank thoughts November 9, 2012

Jimmy Buffett

"Jimmy Buffett is famous for his ability to help his fans escape to a tropical world of beaches and cool breezes". Jimmy Buffett opened the doors of the Caribbean feeling to people in the U.S., becoming one of the most popular artists of today. While he is commonly known for "Cheeseburger in Paradise" and "Margaritaville", his true fans know that it is songs like "The Weather is Here I wish you were Beautiful", "Fins", "A Pirate Looks at Fourty", and "One Particular Harbour", plus about 200 other songs that prove him to be the talented song writer he is. Jimmy Buffett created his Phan club of Parrottheads: a group of fun alcoholics who work too hard and listen to Buffett as a way of winding down. Or, a group of lazy beach bums. Either way, fan's of Buffett love him and his music for all it is. At the same time, we all know he couldn't be the same artist without the help of his Coral Reefers.

We are the people our parents warned us about...

by BananaWind May 2, 2005