Get Blasted

smoke laced weed. Back in the day all the young homies on the block smoked weed laced with pcp.

I'm bout to go get blasted on that shit Pedro has. We bou to get stupid dumb.

by NDNpimptress January 14, 2007

blasted

Redness or irritant of the eyes after doing drugs, usually weed.

hey your eyes are blasted buddy, you better find some clear eyes before your mom picks you up

by TFS October 10, 2005

Turkey Basted

When one or several members who are under the influence of alcohol during the of which we give thanks (Thanksgiving) and and require sustenance (have the munchies). The proceed to eat all of the turkey by puréeing it then ingesting via turkey baster.

Jon: Duuuuude, I'm so hungry, but I'm too drunk to chew.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.

by Real Music Represent December 18, 2012

Beasted

When, for a single moment, a normal average person powers up like Sega's Altered Beast becoming a violent creature and dominating a person, place, or thing.

"Dude! Did you see Billy eat that sub! He beasted that shit in two bites!!"

"Did you hear how Joe fucked that chick? He beasted her so hard she had a concussion!"

by Supabeast78 April 21, 2010

dingleberry blasted

When someone farts on your face and poop shoots out.

Your mom's been dingleberry blasted!

by cody remmick December 9, 2008

Broccoli Blasted

When at a party, your friend passes out from having to much to drink and you then proceed to place broccoli or other assorted fruits or vegetables on top of them to leave them waking up wildly confused.

jake:dude you were gone last night
brandon: ya i woke up with fruit and shit all over me
jake: haha that was svenny. you got broccoli blasted bro.

by piggymcoink March 18, 2011

Finger-blasted

To pump your fingers in and out of a vagina and/or ass hole. Usually drawing blood and urin during female ejaculation.

"Did you fuck her"? "No. She just got Finger-blasted"

by What a Jock! August 24, 2014