Bollock Jam

The sweaty build up around your balls.

"Hey man, have you had a long work out?"
"Yeah, I've got enough Bollock Jam to cover my toast"

by Wolfish September 27, 2012

hammy bollocks

A derogatory term, most prominently used as a noun, to insult another party member. Most commonly used to cause offense to the person it is directed upon, and it's meaning is varied/not defined, other than it being an insult. Possible definitions directed upon someone being fat ("hammy"), an asshole or any other reason why you would consider even insulting them in the first place.

"You're a bitch."
"Well you're a hammy bollocks"

by Eide Irc September 6, 2013

crouchy bollock

Another way of refering to someone with the surname "Crouch"

Oi stop being such a crouchy bollock

by jackisnotmyname.com October 13, 2016

fat bollocks

Someone who won't fucking move out of the way and is generally a fat turd

GET OUT THE WAY SHERAZZ YOU FAT BOLLOCKS!

by Hugos_got_a_stanky_wrist July 7, 2016

catching bollock

Talking shit (lying about something)

Ben: yeah man I saw nirvana live in 2006 and I fucked Courtney Love
Mark: Oi mate you’re fuckin catching bollock shut up

by Tangleteaser June 12, 2018

Buggery Bollocks

General adjective to express dismay

Buggery Bollocks I've just sat in a puddle and now my trousers are soaked...

by fitz_foxhunter July 30, 2006

the hairy bollocks

amazing/top quality/really good/better than just "the bollocks"

Man 1: 24-hour drinking in pubs would be the bollocks.
Man 2: Nah, that'd be the HAIRY bollocks!

by Sadie E. Innes-Smith April 11, 2008