Blorf

A war cry, typically used before a bar fight or major confrontation. Should never be used before supper, as that is poor manners.

"Blorf!" Skylar shouted before taking a barstool and breaking it over someone's back.

by Slomminator December 23, 2022

Blirt

Wearing a blanket as a skirt

She was cold in the house, so she decided to wear a blanket as a skirt. She digs her blirt.

by jeff.ree.G March 26, 2023

Blurf

It's a cow with a chicken hanging from nostril

Yo that blurf is hilarious

by Sofa King Stew Pit April 24, 2023

Blire

An extreme feeling of boredom that is difficult to get over

"Hey, how's your day going?" "Ugh, I feel so blire I have literally nothing I can do rn."

by Evan gray July 4, 2023

Blarfkit

This is where you perform the act of throwing up in someone's asshole then they shit it back into your mouth

I love it when she wants to receive a blarfkit....

by Mr phucking fixit July 24, 2023

Blurfle

The ninja-style attempt to muffle a sneeze, producing an awkward, half-muted explosion that leaves everyone wondering if a cat just discovered dubstep.

"Amid the solemn library silence, she desperately attempted to blurfle her sneeze, resulting in a stifled, hybrid noise that turned heads and earned her a few puzzled looks."

by Squidingz August 9, 2023

blorfuzzle

to be described as the silliest creature worldwide

LOOK AT THAT DUCK HES SO BLORFUZZLE

by the duck of greatness December 18, 2023