Slomminator's definitions

Blorf

A war cry, typically used before a bar fight or major confrontation. Should never be used before supper, as that is poor manners.

"Blorf!" Skylar shouted before taking a barstool and breaking it over someone's back.

by Slomminator December 23, 2022

Vheese

A culmination of many gargantuan whales into one cubed foot of meat, usually 26 - 32 whales on average. The meat cube is then processed and cured with spoiled walrus milk to add that tangy flavor. Vheese is usually sold at around $10,000 per pound. Any large whale can be used for Vheese, although Bryde's whale is the most sought after for it's intense, rich flavor.

Hey man, have you tried Vheese? That shit's amazing!

by Slomminator April 6, 2022

Krool Aid

Kool-Aid mixed with cyanide.

Did you hear about Jonestown? I heard they were serving Krool Aid

by Slomminator March 12, 2022