A man that suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect when it comes to interacting with women. Is a self proclaimed feminist, but every time a woman tries to critique his brain shuts down in order to preserve his inflated self esteem.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
My day was going fine until Bernie invited himself into my dm’s and reminded me of his existence. I don’t know if I can live in a world like this. Oh god oh fuck someone please shoot me please
by RatPissCocktail August 3, 2021
Get the Berniemug. Being financially and economically prepared to survive a green new deal induced, post Donald Trump apocalyptic recession.
by Sexydimma August 18, 2022
Get the bundled like Berniemug. Bernie is the best man you ever met even though he was a pimp a while ago he’s cleaned up his act you should always date a Bernie.
by Jeksnana December 6, 2019
Get the Berniemug. by HenBarper July 5, 2021
Get the Bernie Sandersmug. Lord of the donkeys
Pewdiepie’s pet donkey who died in battle because of that dyslexic witch.
He is also a fan of dirt
Pewdiepie’s pet donkey who died in battle because of that dyslexic witch.
He is also a fan of dirt
by Nute Gunray February 5, 2021
Get the Berniemug. by Zammer hammer March 3, 2019
Get the Young Berniemug. Person 1: Damn I do sure need a lighter right now
Person 2: Shit I think someone took mine
Person 1: Were you live-streaming with Bernie?
Person 2: Well I guess that explains it
Person 2: Shit I think someone took mine
Person 1: Were you live-streaming with Bernie?
Person 2: Well I guess that explains it
by lookitsnotjosh November 29, 2021
Get the Bernimug.