Maidenless Behaviour

1)Irrational behaviour exhibited by people who haven't been in a relationship in a long time or ever in their lives, with the sexual frustration making them see everything as sexual.

2)Hornyposting about female characters from Elden Ring on the Internet

1)-Mike:Did you hear about that TikToker who claimed that Anya from Spy x Family blushing is sexualization?

-George:Damn man, that's some Maidenless Behaviour right there!

2)-Josh:Yo Jake, whatchu watching there?

-Jake:That's my waifu, Ranni-chan! Look at her smooth, blue skin and her four slender arms...

-Josh:What the fuck bro, that's some real maidenless behaviour you having...

by DollarStoreJesus April 16, 2022

behavior pump

An organ which resides inside the brain that responds to all input with simple, raw emotions. Output of the behavior pump is usually mediated by the higher functioning of the neocortex.

The man who cut me off on the highway caused my behavior pump to overreact.

by Nathan Esch June 16, 2008

birthday behavior

Living your life like it's a party and takin' party to the Limit
Celebrate all day (and night) in your Birthday suit and expose your partying attitude!

Wow did you see that fine girl walking around like shes got some birthday behavior going on!

by The1unoDC26 October 13, 2019

Cunt-like behavior

When someone of any gender who's typically a good person, but they act up and say/do something that only cunts do

You should know that I love you, but you're really showing signs of cunt-like behavior right now.

by JHollyWood April 19, 2017

Fatherless behavior

Word only used a bunch of people that think just because you have a dress style, pronouns or you’re part of the Lgbtq you don’t have a dad, which is embarrassing because they’re the ones without a dad that could teach them to read the damn bible since most of them say that lgbtq people are going to hell.

“Fatherless behavior” nah bro, just read the Bible instead of hating - 1 John 4:19-20 : Whoever says, “I love God,” but hates his brother is a liar. The one who does not love his brother whom he has seen cannot love the God whom he has not seen.

by D4rkpebble July 3, 2021

fatherless behaviour

if you say “fatherless behaviour” you are implying that you have a poop kink

“fatherless behaviour”
“what the fuck dude that’s disgusting!?”

by micahlmao September 4, 2021

Gibbonous Behaviour

Someone who moves from relationship to relationship without a break

Mike dumped stacey but only once he got with alice that some Gibbonous Behaviour

by Woolly87 January 26, 2020