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Piss Balloon

A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!
Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'
by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019
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Lady balloons

A female human who has above average sized breasts that potentially looked particularly perky.
Have you seen the new girl at school? Holy crap she's got some serious lady balloons up front.
by sphincter sargent July 14, 2021
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West-End Water Balloon

The act of taking a piss in a condom followed by tying the end and inserting it in a female vagina
Baby I'll West-end water balloon you tonight
by bigdaddysavage6969 July 22, 2015
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Water Balloon

The sexual act of a male inserting his penis into the anal cavity of another individual and when penis has fully penetrated the recieving anal cavity, the male begins to urinate and continues until relieved.
After an entertaining movie and pleasant dinner, Jim asks Kendra if she is interested in coming back to his apartment. Kendra hesitates at first but then Jim quietly whispers, "I'll give you the meanest, hottest, and longest Water Balloon you've ever had." Kendra quickly agreed.
by Ken Mayhew November 7, 2008
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Scorching balloon Knot

One who is having sex doggy style, suddenly pulls out his penis, pours some sort of flammable liquid on it typically alcohol, lights it on fire and quickly shoves it in his or her's anal cavity. This is done with extreme cation and usually when the receiver has no idea what is going to happen.
Nick enjoyed the scorching balloon knot Jose gave him in Mexico.
by Team L J April 10, 2009
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Hot Ballooning

The art of stuffing one's balls into someone else's ass, allowing the anus to grip firmly down on the nut sack. Similar to tea bagging, but instead of dipping one's nuts into the recipient's mouth, the more difficult task of cramming them up one's ass is excecuted. Appreciated for it's snugness as well as warmth - a rare act, and one to be cherished for it's degree of difficulty. Also known in some circles as "N in da A" (Nuts in the Ass).
"Damn Tron - you clowning dat bitch out! - stuffin' dem nutz in her ass - hot ballooning dat shit out!"

"Why you walking funny James?... James responds, "shit nug - I's gots my ass hot ballooned last night by Tyrone again - hurts like a mutha fucka!"
by Victa E August 21, 2006
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balloon knot

a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon
" i took this skank home n banged her right in her balloon knot" or "this girl really gets off when you eat out her balloon knot" or " damn i can smell your dirty balloon knot from across the room"
by glass bottom boat captain March 22, 2009
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