Team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck

The true side of the Twilight team/ side debate.

Margaret: Hey Josh what team are you on? Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Josh: There both gay. I'm team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck

by LookAtMeNoooow January 8, 2012

Got hit in the face with a coconut

Had a real kick-ass time.

Yeah, I went downtown with my girls last night and got hit in the face with a coconut.

by Girafimal April 24, 2010

hit the frog with a hammer

1.) getting the problem at hand over with
2.) making a cheese sandwich

1.) The problem is mounting, so we mind as well hit the frog with a hammer.
2.) I am really hungry, so I will go hit the frog with the hammer.

by Ted Blombaum January 8, 2005

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

Hit it with a nuke

A humorous term used to end an annoying conversation with someone, normally complaining about their life.

Batman: My parents are dead!
Me: Hit it with a nuke

by 1dchouseman October 4, 2012

hit her with a chris

When you beat a bitch up

Oh he hit her with a chris

by Papaculo December 26, 2018

Hit me with a lamp

When a woman wants a man to hit her in the face with his dick during sex

I want Shawn Mendes to hit me with a lamp

by UselessEyeLasers May 15, 2019