Zeke

A dickhead, who will die of autism when he is 20

Angelina is a zeke

by Ooftydoofty February 19, 2019

Zeke

A ABSOLUTE BEAST

Dang man zeke is a basketball

by Oofie2280 November 5, 2018

zeke

a hillbilly,bumpkin, hick usually ugly,ignorant and uncoordinated

I visited a few college down South and they were filled with Zekes !

by Wizmasta January 3, 2009

zeke

The previous (to today - 02-16-2011) meanings/definitions for this phrase are complete ZEKE !!!! The only definition that came close was #20 -- 'drizzly diarrhea'. I know; I constructed this usage >50 years ago. Zeke = a good shit;
a fine bowel movement; an unusually rewarding and satisfying excremental experience. As in: "I just took an incredible ZEKE and I feel much better"; or, "...please do not hand me that ZEKE; I don't believe you..."; and - "If you don't 'cut the ZEKE' w/me, I'm gonna kick ur ass! ".

As in: "I just took an incredible ZEKE and I feel much better"; or, "...please do not hand me that ZEKE; I don't believe you..."; and - "If you don't 'cut the ZEKE' w/me, I'm gonna kick ur ass! ".

by Howard Fupp March 3, 2011

zeke

1)a man that is intimidated by smaller women.
2)a man who is really confused and makes lame excuses.
3)a man who likes to blame his shortcomings on "false pretenses".

1)Amy has her bluff in on that Zeke.
2)When he drinks he really turns into a Zeke.
3)He says he has a big dick when in reality he's just a Zeke.

by Amy and April October 17, 2008

Sneaky zekey

Roofies

Bro can I get some of them sneaky zekeys to slipp into this fire girls drink

by DickSlapper0627 June 17, 2018

ZerkeR

1. A nugg hating sarcastic individual.

2. A Zerg Lurker

omg ZerkeR is online send him poop pics

by Anonymous April 6, 2003