weight to tit ratio

The weight to tit ratio relates the bra and pant size of a woman to their fuckability. It is derived from the concept that large breasted women are more likely to be fat asses than small breasted women. However, men are willing to take a small amount of fat if it means bigger tits, to an extent. The weight to tit ratio helps men decide if the tits are worth the fat. The exact definition is:

T/(W^2)=F

Where T=Tit Size, W=Weight, F=Fuckability.

Guy 1: "Damn Look at that chicks tits!"
Guy 2: "Dude she's at least 650 pounds. Terrible weight to tit ratio."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she has double Z tits so her fuckablility is a 7.
Guy 2: "No you forgot to square the weight. It's actually 0"

by wiggly22 November 15, 2009

chump weight

A term used in weightlifting. An amount of weight that can be lifted by your average Joe. The term also relates to the attitude of the lifter, who believes himself to be strong when, in actual fact, he's not. This makes him a chump, not the weight on the bar. Typical weight of chump weight in e.g. the bench press: 220 lbs or 100kg.

Joe: I can bench 220! Schmoe: Don't you know that's chump weight?

by Nikolas Belmont May 27, 2008

Your weight

When your bro, points out a girl (Commonly referred to as blade or yoke) who is exactly your kind of girl. Not to be confused with actual body weight.

Bro! She is your weight.

by doitinadatsun October 1, 2018

Weighted dildo raping machine

Self-explanatory, it's going in one hole or another... There is no stopping it

Timmy: Where is my Weighted Dildo raping machine?
Kelsey: I am using it right now, i will give it to you when i am done.
Timmy:I need it tomorrow because my friends are coming over tomorrow and we are going to experiment.
Sandra: Sounds fun, you will need to buy new batteries, because i have been using it all day.
Timmy: oh how did that go?
Sandra: it went well, it was running all day...

by WDRMaster May 15, 2010

Feather weight

An individual that consumes a small amount of alcohol and is intoxicated. Similar to a light weight, but even less alcohol has to be consumed for them to screw a stranger or run around without their clothes.

She's is such a feather weight after one shot her clothes were on the floor.

by Haleslut February 23, 2009

LA weight loss

A weight loss center..that sucks. I went on LA weight loss and only lost 20 pounds out of a desired 70. They suck..if you want to lose weight go to weight watchers

Dude..LA weight loss blows. It only works for the first month. You have to be perfect to lose all your desired weight...and no one can do that.

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

Weightman Middle School

A school where almost everyone is failing. Idk y’all no one’s thriving but at least me and my friend gave birth to our blanket babies sheniqua the third and Karen in the hallway on pajama day. Karen’s gonna be a manager and Sheniqua the III is going to be the CEO of a new place called Bloomers 4 Boomers in New Hampshire. And even though we lost 43- 3 at a football game, we’re still better than john long. Periodt.

Hmmm let’s look at Urban Dictionary for my school
Urban Dictionary: Weightman Middle School- A school where almost everyone is failing. Idk y’all no one’s thriving but at least me and my friend gave birth to our blanket babies sheniqua the third and Karen in the hallway on pajama day. Karen’s gonna be a manager and Sheniqua the III is going to be the CEO of a new place called Bloomers 4 Boomers in New Hampshire. And even though we lost 43- 3 at a football game, we’re still better than john long. Periodt.

by nickiminajspinkwig November 12, 2019