Valdesed

When one is playing in goal in football, and a shot is too accurate and too powerful for you to even attempt at diving for it. It was originated from Victor Valdes.

(Callum shoots)
(Rory is beaten and doesn't dive for it)
David: "Noooo...you just got Valdesed..."

by cfabw September 13, 2011

Vadino

A user. A backstabber. Somebody never to be trusted.

"Johnny really gave me a Vadino when he fired me."

"Whatever you do- don't turn your back on that Vadino."

by Jon Dough April 16, 2006

valgina'd

In Halo it is to be shot three times in the head from a pistol without them missing a shot.
Named after (#1)Valgina.

Evil Jesus: OMFG, I hate you (#1)Valgina
(#1)Valgina: I know :)

by Evil Jesus August 28, 2004

Valdivia

When you put your balls in a partners mouth and then cum on their face

I Valdivia my girlfriend last night

by D33v3s June 22, 2022

Vali

Weird kid, addicted to traps. Logs into discord and talks about traps. Leader of Penis gang, and all-around strange guy.

Adverb will kill Vali in his sleep if he's not careful.

by adverb+ November 12, 2020

Vadim

Very strong russian who can squat at least 3 plates whiles chucking a bottle of vodka and be unfazed. All the girls love him and beg him for blowjobs but he’s to busy lifting to focus on them

That guy is so Vadim, should I give him a BJ?

by EvanMassey January 12, 2021

Valdemar Kovalionok

Person who is being secretly watched.

Jack: I’m stalking Emily’s Instagram. Today I want to go after her to hers house.
Kris: Oh, so we can call her “Valdemar Kovalionok”

by Kolyalol November 8, 2021