Vaginese

The act of performing Cunnilingus... IE "eating out" "Muff Diving" etc..

Damn... I ate me some vaginese last night and I think they cooked it too close to the fish...

by Mbigger February 5, 2010

vaganus

thing that happens when a really huge penis tears a fanny and in the words of the Spice Girls- two become oneeeee, forming a huge hole that you can probably climb inside and live a perfectly normal life

1) I wanted to take my Ak-47 and a selection of pills, cocaine and prostitutes on holiday with me so i hid them in my wheelchair bound gran's vaganus

2) Carl: "What's for tea tonight mum?"
Mum: "Vaganus dear, shall i save you the ovaries for your packed lunch tomorrow? you can take them to work love"

by BEEFY_RODRIGUEZ January 23, 2009

Squadron of Vaginas

A large amount of vaginas.

Dude 1: I hope you get a Squadron of Vaginas tonight.

Dude 2: Alright man, you have fun watching the rest of Star Wars.

by /b/lake June 24, 2010

vaginista

A purveyor or fine pussy.

That dude gets all the fly trim, he is a regular vaginista.

by Jason74 April 28, 2008

Vaganus

When an Episiotomy goes horribly wrong, leaving the woman with a lack of distinction between her Vagina and her anus

Her baby wrecked her! yeah the doc gave her episiotomy that left her with a vaganus.

by neanderman November 5, 2011

deez vaginas

i female version of deez nuts

"hey man i need help with question 3" said person 1
"its one hundred and... " said person 2
"well?" said person 1
"deez vaginas!" said person 2

by vagina in cock April 26, 2022

Hot as Vaginas

A simile describing a very hot situation:
The girl counter part to "hot as balls."

Guy 1: dude, it's hot out.
Guy 2: I know it's hot as balls

Girl 1: bitch, it's hot out
Girl 2: I know, it's hot as vaginas

by 41wyseguy41 June 5, 2010