Tread

The amount of space in between the woman's vagina where you can feel her walls. If you can feel her walls very well then she has lots of tread. If you can't feel her then she has no tread left. There is a tread scale.

5 - Virgin
4 - She's not a whore
3 - Maybe been around here and there
2 - You're definitely not her first
1 - You better be big

0 - Hot dog down the hallway

Emily has lots of tread, she was right about not being a hoe.

Bernice: "I have lots of tread and I have slept around a bunch."

Eddie:" I'll be the judge of that."

by awbatman500 May 11, 2014

thebasilio

someone who gets super drunk, dances crazy, doesnt remember much, and leaves his friends without telling them where he goes.

I cant believe thebasilio struck again last night! We couldnt find him all night!

by indians419 October 26, 2011

Treader

A newly defined term for a piece of poo that is mostly submerged under water, save for a small portion at one end. It appears to be treading water, hence the name.

Honey, I dropped a treader this morning. I'm not sure what that means about my gastrointestinal health, but it can't be that bad. I love you.

by Dzimi September 26, 2019

Teba

A Rito warrior from Breath Of The Wild who looks up to Revali. He helps Link during the assault on Divine Beast Vah Medoh. He has a wife named Saki and a son named Tullin. If you put Teba and Saki’s names together, (TebaSaki) it translates to “chicken wings” or “wingtips”.

“I don’t know you and I’m actually pretty busy here. You should probably go.”

-Teba when he meets Link for the first time.

by Rartin8899 November 9, 2020

Fag Tread

v. fag tread is what happens when two homosexuals have intercourse, but the one that has the male sex organ it there gluteous maximus is dragged across the carpet and ends up leaving feces on the carpet in a line. Like when you burn tread off of your tires

Ex: My Boyfriend fag treaded me across the carpet.

by Dr. Bananna January 22, 2011

smash-terbating

mastering so rough and profusely that your penis or vagina chafe and/or bleed due to friction.

Tom: dude I was masturbateing so much last night that it turned into smash-terbating.

by killfacejj July 3, 2011

tricky tread

a description of people who are physically and mentally handicapped and cannot walk in a normal fashion. This problem may be alleviated with the use of tricky sticks (short crutches).

What the f*%$ is wrong with you why can't you walk straight, you got tricky treads.

by imapric September 28, 2013