Toilet Paper

The most valuable thing in the world during the Coronavirus

"Karen took all of the Toilet Paper at the store."

by Anon_Man11 May 14, 2020

Toilet Paper

An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.

Oe hail naw, we ran out of Toilet Paper.

by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020

Toilet paper

Was once one of the most valuable items of all time

Hey you got some of that spare toilet paper?

by Mmm m jm July 1, 2020

Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.

A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.

by High Society October 28, 2012

backpack toilet paper

a derogatory term used when someone intends to inflict pain upon someone else.

you didn't just steal my sh*t! you backpack toilet paper!

by yessireeeeee October 21, 2013

Seasoned Toilet Paper

Toilet paper which is used.

Hey Fido! Get away from that trash can! NO! Bad dog! Don’t eat the Seasoned Toilet Paper!

by o0ill0o October 20, 2023

Toilet paper

A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.

Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!

Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?

Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!

Friend2: okay.

by Jackelanm December 22, 2023