Toilet paper

A sacred piece of worship material that loves ur bum and which people think will give u corona immunity (that's why they're selling out btw.)

Toilet paper is a sacred paper. Which is a ritual that is commonly performed, as we use it to clean?

by LazyPotatoChip March 7, 2020

Toilet paper

Mom, if you read this, can you please bring me some?

I don't have no toilet paper.

by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Toilet paper

The cure for corona virus

dumb middle age woman : “Hey fuck off that’s my toilet paper”
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*

by coughing asian March 8, 2020

Toilet paper

A very rare product that can only be found with in 1-5 minutes of a store opening it is often guarded by the savage kanen

Omg I got toilet paper for $100 what a deal

by Suck my lemons March 15, 2020

Toilet paper

Toilet paper is a thin paper substance that people use to wipe their booty

In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much

Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer

Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong

Ugh there’s Karen again with 500 rolls of toilet paper
I will wipe my booty with this toilet paper

by Stareintothemaggotdraw March 23, 2020

Toilet paper

What i'm out of right now

oh fucking shit, i'm out of toilet paper
should i use my socks or my roommates towel?

by piebot October 28, 2003

Toilet paper

The cure for COVID-19

1. Hey what’s that

2: toilet paper
1. Oh what’s it for?
2. Oh you don’t know....?

by Rubyien March 15, 2020