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textonality

personality used only through a text. usually different from in person or throught verbal phone conversations.person or persons tend to hide behind there phone.
the girl was hanging out with the boy all day and when she left she texted him saying..

girl: i really like you

boy: why didnt you tell me that before you left two minutes ago

girl: i was nervous

boy: you have a textonality; now i cant get any tonight
by BBurnzz July 19, 2010
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textourettes

the involuntary outburst of finger movement over a communication device that causes letters, words or phrases to be written unintentionally
"shall we go to the cinema tomorrow? FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"
"bob your textourettes, is playing up again"
by nutella111238291 July 25, 2014
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Textosterone

Textosterone (noun): A hormone that drives a person to write unnecessary text on social media. A prime cause of trolling.
Yesterday, I trolled almost every celebrity on Twitter because I was high on Textosterone.
by Akkii May 20, 2018
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Textophobia

Bro I don’t know if I want to text her I have textophobia
by JetJimmy john March 19, 2020
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Teatowling

gently placing a teatowel over someones face who you are having sex with.

when making sweet love to someone who may be rather ugly make sure to have a tewtowel near by so you can lightly place it on there face and look at the teatowel (make it one of those souvenir ones, they have good pictures on them)
I'm teatowling your mum
by yep1guy December 8, 2009
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testostebrone

The specific type of testosterone (male steroid hormone) released following bro-related activities such as getting your swell on at the gym, slamming hoes, bro-carting, and laxing.

The effects of testostebrone can be extended and enhanced by drinking brotein shakes.
After getting my swell on at the gym and banging that slam piece I met at the kegger last weekend, my testostebrone levels went over 9000.
by bro9000 March 11, 2011
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Testosterowned

1. When an adult male is controlled by adolescent or teenage motives rather than reacting as an adult.

2. An adult male given to doing things his friends think he should do and not what he knows he should do for fear of being shunned or clowned.
3. The desire to ride a motorcycle becuase it is "cool", generally given to plastic fairings or excess chrome, but not actually displaying the disipline to ride right.
Dude is 40 and still wearing his hat crooked and saggin his jeans. It is a shame is so testosterowned.

The ad listed the GXSR as "adult owned". What the fuck, no adult would own a GSXR, that shit was testosterowned.
by The Ditch of Raneman January 13, 2012
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