Table leg

Something that ALWAYS happens to stab your toes

Person: walking to the couch

Table leg:reaches out and stabs persons toes

Person:ooooo look a huge chunk out of my toe is missing again due to the stupid table leg.

by The real holy cow February 4, 2020

table spinner

A person who spins on tables but is also a nonce

Look at that table spinner

by Big fat hard on September 26, 2020

Table popsicle

Why... The... Fuck

damn I wanna eat a table popsicle

by CheeseCake420e October 21, 2020

Table 1

adjective (Table 1'ed)
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort

After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.

by CommonConnection March 26, 2021

Table Man

A person/individual who never lies when they are near or at a table.

"I trust him as he is a Table Man"

by TheBigTable June 14, 2021

table chicken

piece of chicken fallen off of hot sub onto grimy dirty unwashed table

Wow that is some gnarly table chicken

by kikilindy December 29, 2022

Table Jew

The person at the table that figures out how to split the bill. Usually Asian or Jewish.

When you are sitting at a restaurant and no one can figure out how to do the math required to split the bill and they just delegate the task to the Table Jew who is best with math and money.

by korzib August 18, 2011