hair therapy

Dope Hair experience

Get some hair therapy.

by Therapist dee July 24, 2017

water therapy

To lust to be nearby or in the ocean, river or lake on a sunny day to rejuvenate, relax and reset.

No shirt, no shoes, no problems.

I am ready to get some water therapy in this weekend!

by travelintomysoul July 28, 2017

Porcelain Therapy

relieving yourself via the toilet after eating too much thus making yourself feel better; most commonly done after eating at a buffet or other all you can eat type situation. i.e. taking a dump

-hey man, i don't feel so good. i think i ate too much at the buffet
-yeah me too, let's go get some porcelain therapy.
-what is that? where can we get it?
-go to take a dump in the bathroom
-oh! i love porcelain therapy!

by eljameso123 August 15, 2017

Electrothot Therapy

Using a shit ton of strippers to make your gay friend straight

I found out my son was a furry so we resorted to electrothot therapy

by RJ_240 August 26, 2017

word therapy

Healing oneself by working with words and letting them order and clarify the way one feels, thinks, and acts.

After a major television network offered to interview me, but then cancel the interview, that series of events first raised but then lowered my self-concept, confused me, made me feel powerless—even helpless, but not hopeless.

Soon after I started to edit the index of a book I'm writing, I began to feel increasingly better.

Working with words balanced my emotions and allowed me to feel, think, and act correctly again. I call that word therapy.

by but for March 8, 2018

group therapy

Group Therapy is the process of finding your zen on the dance floor. It is when you lock eyes with another person and a nod of understanding passes between the two of you, and you both think at the same time, we are sharing this experience together, and that in itself is a beautiful thing. And then you realize that everyone else had come for this exact same reason, to share this small moment together, united by music.

I experienced Group Therapy for the first time last weekend and it transformed my life.

by duncanfromtheoffice August 11, 2019

Ophthalomographic Therapy

Ophthalomographic Therapy is visual and graphical therapy for your eyes often given/ prescribed by a ophthalmologists or it can be achieved by certain colors. A third way to give oneself Ophthalomographic Therapy is through LSD and other reality shifting hard drugs. Medication that can help give oneself Ophthalomographic Therapy are Acetazolamide, Acetylcysteine, and Aciclovir.
(OP-THE-LOW-MOE-GRAH-FIC-THERE-UP-E)

PERSON 1: man my eyes are so stressed. they hurt so much.
PERSON 2: oh i got you. here is some Acetazolamide.
PERSON 1: how is this gonna help?
PERSON 2: it can help you give yourself Ophthalomographic Therapy.

by the guy who did nothing April 9, 2020