shlong

A penis of gargantuan size; in both length and width.

While in the changeroom, Yahye said "Holy shit Nasser, you have a big shlong ".

by rotflol360 April 4, 2009

Salonie

mostly an indian and loves babies and cats who meow but not dogs who meow (no one knows why). They love to be embarrassed and say things at the wrong times. They also love to play slasher games. They are just COOL!?!? people (i think)

salonie... really!?

by person1234566i June 21, 2010

shlong

a really fat,long, slimy, and vainy penis

"man that bankskank licks shlong"

by alex brownie April 9, 2008

shlong

slang for penis

put away you shlong cause I don't wanna see your dong

by blind December 10, 2003

shlong

a large penis

It beacuse I have a hugh shlong isnt it.

My shlong is 80 pounds, I know you want this shit!

by chole west March 23, 2003

shlong stew

when a male ejaculates into a bowl of cornflakes and tricks a girl into thinking it's milk.

Joe: I gave my sister sum nasty shlong stew.

by Austin Rape December 30, 2007

Shlong

Verb
1. to buy and sell a currency simultaneously
2. to buy and sell a stock simultaneously

Noun.
1. a trade consisting of both a buy and sell of the same currency, also known as a short and long position
2. a penis

Verb Phrase
1. to shlong, I am going to shlong eur/usd right now
2. shlonging, I am enjoying shlonging eur/usd.

Used as a noun:
1. I am loving my shlong right now.
2. I am waiting for movement in the market to release my shlong.
3. I am going to hit eur/chf with a shlong.

by porchmonk November 16, 2011