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monkey straps

When two black men hang their members over a girls shoulders and get jacked off
Dude that bitch is so dirty she must get monkey straps by everyone in school
by Jaime Lannisterasdasdasd April 12, 2014
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hot strats

Hot strategies. Good techniques.
"Oh man Charles gets so many girls he's got hot strats."

"I can win this game easy, I have some hot strats up my sleeve."
by Mancoollllll November 29, 2016
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Personal Stress Relief Room (PiSSeR)

Room or space within the workplace afforded to the employees of progressive companies to enable, primarily, sexual relief via masturbation. Corporate value is to minimize sexual harassment claims.
Hey George, can you take a.break and visit the Personal Stress Relief Room (PiSSeR)--I need you to unload so we could focus out here
by Baby Ratt November 18, 2017
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Show Stress

Becoming stressed after watching people making bad decisions in a show or movie. If you or a loved one have ever gotten anxiety from watching people made stupid decisions in a movie or show, you may be entitled to financial compensation
“I love Stranger Things, but I get show stress from watching people make stupid decisions in it.”

“That horror movie wasn’t really scary. I just got really bad show stress from watching the characters make bad decisions.”
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Post Lesbian Stress Disorder

When a female who was a lesbian becomes straight, she often goes through Post Lesbian Stress Disorder. Symptoms include sleeping with several unattractive men, purchasing several new purses and growing her hair.
Alex was so afraid of her sexuality that, after committing lesbicide she developed a bad case of Post Lesbian Stress Disorder.
by amywarhol August 29, 2011
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PCSD - Personal Computer Stress Disorder

Personal Computer Stress Disorder comes from dealing with the chaotic world of Windows. Viruses, crashing software, blue screen of death, three finger salute, are all sources of this stress.
My psychiatrist diagnosed me with PCSD - Personal Computer Stress Disorder and prescribed the replacement of all of my PCs with Macs.
by nygeek September 19, 2013
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PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder)

When you vow to never drink Tequila again.
"Hey, Bobby, let's take some Tequila shots!"
- Bobby has nightmarish flashbacks to New Years Eve, 2008. His ears begin to ring and his hands start to tremble. His friends don't know it, but Bobby suffers from crippling PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder).
by Wess Parsley November 25, 2016
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