piss-strainers

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently baggy, odoriferous and sallow.

Fucking hell, Dorothy, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!

by Sir Roy Strong March 9, 2008

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ur mom straight

The opposite of ur mom gay. It is used as an ultimate comeback and will insult anybody no matter what, or make them laugh.

Chad: ur mom gay
Brett: ur dad lesbian
Chad: ur granny tranny
Brett: ur grandpap a trap
Chad: ur dads ur mom
Brett: ur moms ur dad
Chad: UR MOM STRAIGHT
Brett: *The molecules collapse within and Brett dissolves into a puddle of human which is then drunk by Chad, making Chad two humans as once, living on both within his mortal coil.

by Miost May 13, 2018

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Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Most Feared Animal in all the world!

Holy shit, there is a Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka, lets thin out the herd.

by decajoe October 17, 2006

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Straidar

Kind of like gaydar except instead of being able to tell if somebody is gay, straidar tells you that he/she straight even if he/she acts, looks, or talks as though he/she is gay.

It's the Heterosexual spidey-sense

Bob: Dude it seems like every time i'm near you my gaydar goes of the charts.

Rob: Don't worry Bob that's probably just your straidar.

by Addled Mind December 16, 2005

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Straight Minus

Straight Minus is to be straight but close to being asexual. When you are straight minus you are attracted to someone of the opposite gender, but you find the sexual human body to be strange.

Kevin: Did you hear about Juanita?
Kyle: No, what's wrong with her?
Kevin: Nothing, she's just Straight Minus

by EnemyPeacemaker January 16, 2013

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