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steeks

Parasitic sub-culture of Northern Ireland.
Characterized by -
Their pitifully ugly faces.
Tracksuits.
Peirced Ear.
Baseball cap worn at such an angle it provides no shade for eyes whatsoever, The target angle is about 45 degrees but such an angle is virtually imposible due to the laws of physics.
Incomprehensibe speech incorporating huge amounts of slang.
Poor haircuts, with bleached ends, greased fringe.
Ugly cheap gold jewellery

They have a tendancy to loiter in alleys, train stations, street corners outside off licences, maces spars etc,while drinking and throwin abuse at passers by.

They pride themselves on -
Ganging up in groups of between 5 and 15 and attacking isolated people
Drinking huge amounts of cheap cider
Smoking Ciggaretes (affectionatly known by steeks as "fegs")
Smoking large amounts of extrememly poor quility cannabis resin (soapbar)
writing their mentions everywhere which usually conform to the following basic design

...
=Smickers=
=05=

Impregnating 14year old millys
Abusing teachers and fellow students in a school environment
Their connections with paramilitaries

It is a good idea to avoid groups of steeks,especially if you are alone or in a goup less than half the size of the group of steeks (they see a fair fight as 5 on 1)

their taste in music issimple to say the least any rapper rapping about bitches or guns will tickle their fancy as will repetiive dance music.

If you find youself in a situation where a steek is trying to start a fight with you, dont stand down, they will attack regardless. Your best bet is to make sure throw the first punch, however, if you are outnumbered, run...like hell.
Never give in to their unreasonable demands. It gives them the impression that you are weak.

Do your best to stop your child from becomein a steek.

See also:spide, milly
Bob: Look, a bunch of steeks
Steeks: aye baleex ya foakin hoppy.
by Rjhgy April 29, 2006
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tube steak smothered in underwear

A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.
"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."
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steakhead

variant of meathead. Generally applied more often to football players or used self-derisively by more intelligent meatheads to show that they do have some trace of creativity.
"We can't have Scorpion Bowl this year because we're a bunch of steakheads and we broke them all"

-Football player, lamenting his fraternity's inability to hold their Scorpion Bowl party.
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sneaks

comes from sneakers so it means shoes
yo ma sneaks aint clean
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Milk steak

Steak that is cooked by being boiled in milk, sometimes with a side of raw jelly beans.
Ill have the milk steak boiled over hard and your finest jelly beans, raw
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Pube Steak

The entangled ejaculate that gets trapped in a man's pubic hair after sexual intercourse, or masturbation.
I was talking with Zach the other night and he kept itching his crotch. Looks like he had Pube Steak for dinner.
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steak sauce

something that is top of the line, very hip
derived from a1 steak sauce
a is the best
1 is the best
steak sauce just sounds cooler
that car is so steak sauce.
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